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- Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.
- Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
- Mărie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)
- Mărie is not really attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn.
- Ion comes to see Mărie attending the “Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending]
- Ion is now single.
- Ion was invited to join group “Beţivanii satului”
- Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Beţie la crâşmă”. (Crâşmarul likes this)
- Ion set his status to: “Supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat”
- Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie‘s Wall
- Mărie finished attending Vasile.
- Mărie set her status to: “Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică”
- Vasile commented to Mărie‘s status “Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare”
- “Babele din sat” are attending the event “Slujba de duminică” (Popa satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
- “Beţivanii satului” missed the event “Slujba de duminică” because of it’s interference with the event “Beţia de duminică” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
- Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this)
- Mărie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
- Ion commented on Mărie‘s status: “Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?”
- Mărie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane că eşti prost”
- Popa satului also commented on Mărie‘s status:” 🙂 ” (Primarul satului likes this…)
- Vaca lu’ Mărie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
- Mărie commented to Vaca lu’ Mărie status: “Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat să te mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci” (Vaca lu’ Mărie likes this.)
- Primarul satului added “şpagă” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
- Şefu de Post set his status to: “La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul”
- Primarul satului is now attending “Puşcăria”. (Bebiţă săpunaru’ and all his friends like this)
- Mărie set her status to “Watching «Fermier caut nevastă», so fuck off”
- Vaca lu’ Mărie exploded. (Ion likes this)
- Mărie commented: “vaaaaiii… o murit vaca… am uitat s-o mulg… mă omoară tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă”
- Popa satului also commented: “super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno likes this)
- Popa satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities (Popa Porno and Părintele Iosif like this)
- Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
- Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Beţivii satului dislike this)
- Tata lu Mărie posted on Mărie‘s Wall: “Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor”
- Tata lu Mărie killed Mărie.
(Ion and Popa satului likes this Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Mărie is now attending “Puşcăria” along with
- Primarul Satului
- Mărie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
- Vaca lu’ Mărie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)
Sursa: Dragoș Panainte